The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
I'm Dorfus Chuckle Sprinkles
1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy
2. Use the second letter of your middle name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle
3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice
PS Nomes, I don't bother forwarding things, coz everyone I'd forward it to reads my blog
31 January 2007
Captain Underpants & the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants
30 January 2007
What's your drag queen name? I'm Sugar Glitterkiss
See what your drag queen name will be:
1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = Fantasia
b = Chesty
c = Starr
d = Diamond
e = Montana
f = Angel
g = Sugar
h = Mimi
i = Lola
j = Kitty
k = Roxie
l = Dallas
m = Princess
n = Heidi
o = Bambi
p = Bunny
q = Brandy
r = Sugar
s = Candy
t = Raquelle
u = Sapphire
v = Cinnamon
w = Blaze
x = Trixie
y = Isis
z = Jade
2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = Leather
b = Dream
c = Sunny
d = Deep
e = Heaven
f = Tight
g = Shimmer
h = Velvet
i = Lusty
j = Harley
k = Passion
l = Dazzle
m = Dixon
n = Spank
o = Glitter
p = Razor
q = Meadow
r = Glitz
s = Sparkle
t = Sweet
u = Silver
v = Tickle
w = Cherry
x = Hard
y = Night
z = Amber
3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine thesecond half of your new last name:
a = hooter
b = horn
c = tower
d = fire
e = thighs
f = hips
g = side
h = jugs
i = shock
j = cocker
k = brook
l = tush
m = sizzle
n = ridge
o = kiss
p = bomb
q = cream
r = thong
s = heat
t = whip
u = cheeks
v = rock
w = hiney
x = button
y = lick
z = juice
28 January 2007
I've been 419'd - kind of
...
Justin got cranky at me for putting this on my blog coz they could trace it to me
I'm now going just post it after the end and use code names or something
...
27 January 2007
Happy Birthday Nomes
Warning Nomes.... Do not scroll down unless you think you can handle it!
Look at him posing for the camera all 80's heart throb-y!!
I bet Nomes is his campaign manager!!!
Happy Birthday Nomes!
22 January 2007
Again for Naomi (that makes 3...)
1. NAME:
Zarna Sunshine Gould (nee Mitchell)
2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
Kinda, my parents knew somone with the name Zarna and they liked it, then I came along and got stuck with it. I would have been Robert
Henry or something like that if I'd been a boy, after Dad & his Dad.
3. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY?
When Billie died
4. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
Sometimes, I can be neat when I have to be
5. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
Square Shoulder Ham
6. KIDS?
None at the moment unless you count Crusher
7. WHAT DID YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU WERE A KID?
A nurse - but I don't like blood
8. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL?
I have a blog (duh), but it's not really journally
9. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT?
Yes, but people often think I'm serious, so I'm either really good at it or not very good at it.
10. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS?
Barely - If I'd had tonsilitis one more time when I was little they were going to take them.
11. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?
Possibly, I'd be more likely to skydive though
12. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?
Just Right if I have to be grown up or Cocopops if I'm allowed to be honest :)
13. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
Depends on the shoes, my runners no, my docs yes (because I don't think it's humanly possible not to), my other shoes don't have laces
14. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG PHYSICALLY OR MENTALLY?
Probably if I have to be.
15. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
Sara Lee Strawberries & Cream
16. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?
Whether or not they're arrogant.
17.RED OR PINK?
Pink
18. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF?
My weight
19. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST?
Katie & Claire
20. FAVOURITE ACTOR AND ACTRESS?
Heath Ledger & Alexis Bledel
21. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES YOU ARE WEARING?
Brown Board Shorts, no shoes
22. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?
Purple
23. FAVORITE SMELL?
Nag Champa incense
24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
My mum called me and we spoke for an hour - gotta love the mum!
25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU?
Not telling ;)
26.FAVORITE DRINK?
Coke Zero/Creaming Soda - it's a tie
27. FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH?
World Rally Series/AFL
28. HAIR AND EYE COLOR?
Blondey Brown Hair, Blue Eyes
29. FAVOURITE CHILDHOOD TV SHOW?
Fat Cat, the only bad thing about going to school was I would miss Fat Cat, He read my letter on air one day!!! and showed a picture of my dog!
30. MUSIC CONCERT OR THEATRE?
Music Concert
31. FAVORITE FOOD?
Mrs Gibson's Chocolate Cake
32. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING?
Happy ending
33. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
Toy Story/Toy Story 2
34. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?
Pink
35. SUMMER OR WINTER?
Summer
36. HUGS OR KISSES?
Hugs
37. FAVORITE DESSERT?
See #31
38. ARE YOU TICKLISH?
Not telling, you'll take advantage of my weakness
39. WHAT SUPER POWER WOULD YOU WISH FOR?
Read Peoples Minds, then I could tell where I really stand with them, plus it'd be handy around Christmas & Birthdays ;p
40. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING?
Route 66 Adventure Handbook, it's a bit of a travel guide but more focused on history and interesting facts about each town along the way.
41. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
I don't have one
42. WHAT DID YOU WATCH LAST ON TV LAST NIGHT?
Dilbert DVD/So you think you can dance for a few minutes before the DVD
43. FAVORITE SOUNDS?
My alarm clock not going off :)
44. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES?
Beatles
45. THE FURTHEST YOU'VE BEEN FROM HOME?
Vanuatu
46. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT?
I can tie a knot in lolly snakes with my tongue (must be allens the others rip too easy)
47. WHEN AND WHERE WERE YOU BORN?
5 December 1984 Wodonga District Hospital - the maternity ward is now admin offices - once you achieve perfection there's no need to continue ;p
48. TRAVEL THE WORLD?
One day...
49. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WITH THE REST OF YOUR LIFE?
Get rich and only have to work if I want to. I only really want the rich part so I can not work and still enjoy life.
50. HOW DO YOU FALL ASLEEP AT NIGHT?
After I've elbowed justin in the ribs to stop him snoring.
This is for Naomi
Stories About Justin:
Justin is a big stinky poo-poo head who is boring too - he went to work this morning (my day off) so the alarm had to go off early and I got woken up!!!
What I Ate For Breakfast:
I haven't had breakfast yet, but I'm thinking Salada's with Cheese & Vegemite. Yesterday I had a cheese & ham danish from Bakers Delight before church (we turned up an hour early coz we forgot that they were starting later in January and had to fill in time at the Mall for an hour)
What Time I Slept Til:
I slept until 7.15 then Justin (the big stinky poo-poo head) woke me up! - I'm not a morning person.
21 January 2007
My life is boring!
I was going to post an update of life, I was going to tell you everything I've been doing, but my life is boring and when I sat down to post I realised I have nothing to report :(
16 January 2007
15 January 2007
12 January 2007
Due to popular demand...
alright it was just Nomes & Deb, anyway, here is a Little Miss Sunshine pic for my blog! 
For the record, I also own 2xpairs of LMS pyjama's, I have the tag from one of those pairs sticky taped to the side of my computer coz it was just so cool as well as a LMS figurine I got from Big W.
06 January 2007
2006
Ok, so I was going to do this ages ago, but every time I started it my computer would crash or internet explorer would shut itself down and so this is like my 3rd attempt. This particular time I stole it from Claire.
PS my computer just crashed again, but hahaha mr computer, I had just saved it!!!
1) Where did you begin 2006?
In bed waking up to loud noises and realising it was fireworks - pretty boring huh?
2) What was your status by Valentine's Day?
Married for a little over 1 year (2 years to the day since we got engaged)
3) Were you in school (anytime this year)?
Nope but I studied through Oten at the end of the year
4) How did you earn your money?
Working at Myer
5) Did you have to go to the hospital?
To visit Megs & Makayla in the hospital
6) Did you have any encounters with the police?
Nope, I've been good!
7) Where did you go on holiday?
Went to Albury for Sarah's wedding and stayed a few days that was cool.
8) What did you purchase that was over $1000?
Nothing, I did more than $1000 worth of stuff all together, just no single item.
9) Did you know anybody who got married?
Claire & Seth, Sarah & Mark
10) Did you know anybody who passed away?
Brocky - I met him a few times, does that count?
11) Have you run into anybody you left high school/primary school with?
I see Rin & Liv fairly often, I also saw heaps of people at Bec's 21st (not gonna name names, I'll forget someone).
12) Did you move anywhere?
I moved house, same town though
13) What sporting events did you go to?
I can't remember any. I went to the gym...
14) What concerts/shows did you go to?
None - wish I coulda gone to U2
15) Are you registered to vote?
Yes, it's compulsory in Aus
16) Who did you want to win Big Brother?
Jamie or Katie
17) Where do you live now?
Dubbo NSW
18) Describe your birthday.
I had to wake up early coz the big bosses came to work from Melbourne and I had to be there at 8am.We had to play volleyball and the other team wouldn't let us win for my birthday. Pretty boring
19) What's the one thing you thought you would never do but did in 2006?
Buy a chihuahua
21.) What's something you learned about yourself?
I love blogging but I don't get around to it that often
22.) Any new additions to your family?
Crusher, Seth
23.) What was your best month?
December, I had my birthday & Christmas
24.) What music will you remember 2006 by?
I wish I was a Punk Rocker by Sandi Thom - I think I'm the only person in the whole world who's not sick of the song.
25) Who has been your best drinking buddy?
Probably Justin, I can't think of the last time had a drink with anyone else except New Years Eve.
26) Made new friends?
Crusher, Kelly, Lami
27) Best new friend?
No, but I rediscovered some old ones ;)
28) Favorite Night out/in?
Probably New Years Eve, was cool hanging out with people I hadn't seen in ages and just being stupid - plus I can't remember any further back
29) Any regrets?
That I didn't spend more time with my horse when I was in Parkes - she get's put down on Monday.
30) Did you get ur nails painted?
Not by someone else, although I think justin painted my little nail on my right hand once when I was doing my own coz I couldn't hold steady.
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