31 January 2007

Captain Underpants & the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants

The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
I'm Dorfus Chuckle Sprinkles
1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy
2. Use the second letter of your middle name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle
3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice
PS Nomes, I don't bother forwarding things, coz everyone I'd forward it to reads my blog


Rinni said...

Mine's Dorfus Dippin-Pants!! ;(
(Had to use the second letter of my last name coz I'm middle name-less!)

Nomes said...

I'm fluffy dippin-hump

Bob said...

This is crazy, Why would anyone want to be called "Doombah potty sprinkles". Sounds like some bowel desease.

Zarna said...

Lord Doombah Potty Sprinkles of Calisto!

Nomes said...

I'll give you a middle name Karin. I'll think on it for a while and see what I can come up with.

Lisa said...

Ummmm I'm Snooty Dippin Boob! Not sure if I should have admitted to that.

Deb said...

Hey, I heard a bit of Captain Underpants when I was at the Cliftons'!

I'm Doombah Rhinopants

savage said...

tootsie dippin-hump

Alli said...

I'm Boobie Dippin-Hump. Weird. :p

And wow...you "linkified" me? I feel so special! Awww... Haha.

Have a good day and God bless!


Nomes said...

hey Zarna!

I miss you out here! Where's your romantic post dedicated to Justin on Valentine's Day?

You haven't posted since January!!!!

Seriously, I need some more reading material chickie! I keep popping by and visiting your cheery pink sunshiney page!

Love Nomes

Livi said...

I am Lady Dorky Dippin-Pants! :>